[Review] From Udderly Average to Hucow Honey (book 1) by Seraphina Lustre

I'm all about the freaky stuff, so I figured I'd give this a shot. But, ugh. This book was so bad. Very sophomoric.

It started out fine, until it got to the naughty bits, which is the whole point of the book. Once the intimacy starts, readers are forced into absurdly unrealistic scenarios where the how and why of things is poorly explained/barely glossed over. Basically, there was not enough realism for me to engage in willing suspension of disbelief (which is integral to any book, including pure fantasy).

Lactation magically started. And there were scenes of intimacy that were over in seconds—because yeah, women can totally get off after just barely being touched... NOT! It just read as laughably absurd.

I assumed that this book is meant to arouse readers. All it did for me was make me roll my eyes and shake my head.

1 star